OUCH! MY BANGS!

By -Elizabeth D. Andres

 

right after I "trimmed" my bangs

almost a  month after I "trimmed" my bangs 




OUCH! MY BANGS!

That’s exactly what I said when I realized what I did to my bangs. I just wanted to trim my bangs…but it was already too late when I realized that I was not holding the pair of scissors correctly. I inserted my thumb in the finger ring, and so the upper blade, the one that chops off the hair, was facing upward. With one stroke I cut my bangs---and I felt something slide. Lo and behold—this is the result.

This happened in July of this year, 2021. My bangs are a lot longer now, and I have no qualms about trimming them again if needed…but of course, when that time comes, I’ll make sure to be holding the pair of scissors the right way.

 

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